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You only call me when you're drunk, lover.

Don't forget to guess the lyric for free music! Well. Even more free music.

Ed Harcourt's pretty amazing. If I knew more about him I would make an ode, but sadly I know nothing about the man. He could be dead for all I know. I have zero creativity or else I'd just make up a story about Ed and his younger adopted brother, Pathonious, and their pet goose, Zulu. And the three of them would go for dank, dark adventures throughout forests and jungles every night, catching heffelumps and woozles. And Ed would use his supersonic singing voice to ward off evil, and Zulu would flap his wings to create a whirlwind to blow enemies away, and Pathonious -- as Ed often pointed out when they got home -- would just cower behind them.

The following is the Blair Goose Project, and is the prologue of how Zulu came about to being part of the Harcourt & Harcourt team.