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The five -- or maybe four -- w's.

The W/H/O/S
Who is in the house with you? Cottage, actually! Mum and Ross.
Who was the last person to IM you? Talking to Jess. She's my e-soulmate.
Who are you thinking about right now? I wasn't thinking of anyone, actually. Except Abe Licoln.
Who did you last talk to on the phone? Uhm. I don't even know! Probably my mum, once Portia left.
Whose house did you last go to? My mum's.
Whose birthday is next? Raed's is coming up! But I think Granddad is next in the family.
Who do you wish you were with right now? Jessica Stam or Ghandi, duh.

The W/H/E/R/E/S
Where do you live? The Niagara Region. I once spelt it "Niagra" on a term paper.
Where is your phone? Upstairs in my bag!
Where are your parents? Mum's in her room I believe.
Where do you sleep? Upstairs! Always upstairs.
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? I wear this shirt all the time. Bootlegger.
Where is the last place you took a ride to? Ross and I picked up Chinese, and then I drove us all to the cottage.

The W/H/A/T/S
What was the last thing you ate? Nachos and cheeeeese.
What color pants are you wearing? I'm wearing Ross' heavy reversable green/black Adidas shorts.
What kind of cell phone do you have? Samsung. My ringtone is that real trax thing, 7/4 Shoreline.
What is the closest item near you that is blue? The old trunk is blue, I guess. And it's far cooler than a bag of peanuts or a Nalgene bottle.
what is your favorite color? Blue.
What is your favorite website? I don't know if I have one. Livejournal, maybe? Google? I need to expand my online reading.
What is your favorite shoe brand? ADIDAS ZISSOU.
What do you wear more; jeans or shorts? If I steal Ross' shorts, I wear shorts more than jeans.
What is the last movie you watched? Stewie Griffin -- The Untold Story
What song do you currently hear? Common - Be

The W/H/Y/S
Why does basically half the world have a myspace? Because the more friends you have online the more friends you can pretend you have in real life. And you get to justify taking over dramatic pictures an armslength away. That's what I use it for.
Why are people labeled (like emo, goth, prep etc.)? People feel safer that way.
Why is wood brown? Ask Roger Moore.
Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Because familiarity breeds contempt.

The W/H/E/N/S
When's your birthday? December 23rd!
When did you last go to the mall? Uhm, Wednesday?
When was the last time you bought a pair of pants? Ages ago.
When did you last burn a candle? I watched a guy set a candle alight with his fart on google videos today.